CALENDAR

Welcome, and congratulations on your decision to join Team Yasumura! Through your membership you will learn to love again...or at least act like you love, so people don’t think you’re a huge douche.

ODDS/ENDS

Your new spiritual leader is Robert Yasumura. Yes! That Robert Yasumura! Sure, you may know him as the comedian from the Chevron station, but he’s also Los Angeles’ premiere life guru. While his peers were busy “doing stuff with their lives,” Robert was building wisdom by “thinking about doing stuff with his life.” And now you have direct access to that deep well of understanding. Also, he has a lot of free time, so he can come meet you at your place or at a moderately priced restaurant.